Grunt to English Dicktionary

For those dirty nasty civilians who are having a hard time understanding my English, I have created a dictionary of terms.

6B or Six Bravo Identifier

Recon and Surveillance Leaders Course, like a mini-Ranger school, but you actually have to think, and figure out what vehicles look like

ACH

See brain bucket

ACOG

Overpriced, but very effective scope on the top of most M4s. Acronym is Advanced Combat Optics Group

Air Force

See Civilian

B4 or Bravo Four Identifier

Sniper. Don't run, you'll only die tired

BAFB

Big Ass Fucking Bear

BIP

Blow in place. Put explosives on explosive to make bigger explosives

Blackhat

Airborne instructor

Blue Cord

The best people on the planet.

BOB

Big Orange Ball, AKA the Sun

Brain Bucket

Helmet

Carbine

Original: Rifle that can be shot from horseback. Contemporary: Short rifle.

Cave Troll

Not actually a troll. A semi-aquatic life form that lives in caves. Moderately intelligent.

Charlie Mike

Continue Mission

Civilian

Group of people that do things like work and play and stuff. Not quite sure, but they typically pay the paychecks so...

Claymore

1. Big ass Braveheart sword. 2. A command detonated mine filled with a bunch of steel balls and about a pound of C4.

COP

Combat out post

Command Post, or coffee post. Usually full of TOCroaches

Crayon

1. Wax stick kids use to draw pictures with. 2. Nutritional supplement for USMC.

Crayon Eater

Marine

Dew Drinker

Elf that lives on the plains

DICK

Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer

Disorganized Roman Grecko Clusterfuck

See "US Government"

Drunk

See grunt or dwarf

Dwarf

See drunk

EENT

End of Evening Nautical Twilight. When it's actually dark.

EOD

People who blow mines and booby traps up for a living. Usually about twelve hours after you find the IED.

Frag

See M67

Gnome

Little people who can make things

god

Arrogant, pretentious, petty little assholes.

God

You want me to define God?

GOTWA

Five Point Contingency Plan, Going Other Time What to do if we don't come back, Action on enemy contact.

Grunt

A soldier who embraces the suck and kills for his country, or when people deserve it.

Hey Diddle Diddle

Right up the fucking middle

Hooah High

See Ranger School

Infrared. You know like the light that is below red?

IV Line

Intervisibility line. Usually a piece of terrain that puts a long curtain between you and the objective or badguy

JMPI

Jump Master Pre-Inspection, what a jumpmaster has to do before you can jump.

Kit

Tacticool gear that grunts wear. Doesn't include clothes, just things like plate carriers or helmets.

LASER

Light amplification through stimulated emissions of radations. Soldier of the year board, bitches!

LGOPP

Little group of pissed off paratroopers

Lieutenant

M-4

Gas operated, air cooled, shoulder fired, 5.56mm carbine.

M67

A baseball sized hand grenade with a five second fuze. Well supposed to be five seconds. Probably more like three.

M855A1 Ammo

Environmentally friendly ammo that kills badguys better. US Army, killing bad guys and being environmentally responsible!

Magazine

A box thing that you put in the pew maker to make the pew maker go pew. Usually has 30 rounds

MDMP

Military Decision Making Process

NODs

Night observation device. Makes everything black turn green.

NVG

See NODs

Offensive Language/ Offensive Attitude

N/A

OPORD

Operations Order

Orak

Pig like creature that is usually an asshole

PEQ-15

An IR and Vis light laser sight attached to an M4. The PEQ stands for personal engagement quotifier

Plate Carrier

A vest with trauma plates in it. Stops bullets.

Pogey Bait

Lickies and chewies

PVS-14

See NVG

Rack Ops

Sleep

RAID

Rapid Aerostat Initial Deployment. Whoever made this acronym probably got a raise. Its just a fucking camera on a big ass pole, that you can view from the TOC

Ranger School

A place where grunts go to try and get a little tab that makes them better than everyone else

Recursive

See recursive

Rhino Mount

A piece of metal that attaches NVGs to the helmet, with imagination, it looks like you have a rhino horn

Ranger instructor

Round

1 full bullet

Rover

Bestest horse ever

Short Tab

Ranger Tab. AKA graduated from Hooah High. AKA Ranger School Graduate.

Start Patrol

Stacked Cone

See M855A1

Staff Sergeant

1. A sergeant that carries a staff. 2. A sergeant that works on a staff.

Stinger

Shoulder fired surface to air missile.

Taliban

See goat fucker

Teletha

Large human city. Commercial and trade capital of the world.

terp

Interpreter

TOC

Tactical Operations Center. Where all the people who never leave the wire hangout

Tree Fucker

Elf that lives in giant trees

Trip Seven

M-777, 155 MM Howitzer, big ass piece of artillery.

US Government

See Disorganized Roman Grecko Clusterfuck

USA

Also known as Murica or Merica, best country in the universe!

WARNO

Warning Order

Woobie

A blanket for DICKs.